Its a documented fact that as soon as you give a skater a marker pen, within no more than 30 seconds there will be a cock and balls drawn on something. Society frowns on it but we embrace it so thanks to the kind folks at Vans, if you post up your very best, veiniest, hairiest purplest nob and plonkers to our facebook page and whoever we deem to be the most deserving will get a brand new pair of their finest waffle soled kicks… Upload them as fan photos and we’ll trawl through and rate them to decide which one of you lucky little rascals gets some free stuff.
Winners will be announced at the end of July and will be judged on many various different factors including Helmet, Veins, Pubes and Balls. Bonus points will be awarded for hand drawn submissions but we won’t be ruling out the good ol’ fashioned Microsoft Paint Entries…
Aaaaaaaaaand go…
Can i just scan my face?
the shoes will be mine
fuck man, im gonna be up all night drawing cocks again, only this time its for a worthy cause, free vans…
It’s just another excuse for Dickfingers to drawl over cocks!
yup, course.